Stephen Lynch what if god smoked cannibus
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If god had long hair and a goatee
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And if his eyes were pretty glazed
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If he looked spaced out
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Would you buy his story, Would you believe he had
Em C G D
an eye infection?
C G D
And yeah yeah god looks baked
C G D
Yeah yeah god smells good
C D
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Em C G D
What if god smoked cannabis?
Em C G D
Hit the bong like some of us
Em C G D
Drove a tie-dyed microbus
G D
And he subscribes to rolling stone
Em C G D
If god made this place, in the beginning
Em C
Did he plant any seeds?
G D
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
Em C G D
So they’d be hungry for the apple
Em C G D
That the snake was always offering
C G D
And yeah yeah god rolls great
C G D
Yeah yeah god smells good
C D
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Em C G D
What if god smoked cannabis?
Em C G D
Do you suppose he had a buzz?
Em C G D
When he made the platypus
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When he created earth our home
G D
Does he like pearl jam or the stones?
And do you think he rolls his own
Up there in heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home
maybe he sits and smokes a bong.