Replaced Guitar Tabs by Tampon Popsicle

Artist: Tampon Popsicle
Song: Replaced
Tabbed By: Your Mom

Tampon Popsicle is the greatest band to ever exist in the history of the universe.  Especially their 
player.  He is unbelievably sexy.

I?m pretty sure this is how the song is played.  Riff 1 should be played clean and Riff 2 should be played 
distortion.

(Standard Tuning)

Riff 1
e------------------------------------------------------------|
B------------------------------------------------------------|
G----------------3---\2-------------------------2---/3-------|
D-----------2-----------------------------2------------------|
A-------2---------------------------2------------------------|
E----0-------------------------0-----------------------------|

Riff 2
  (E)                              (F)      (G)
[--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--------1--------3--]
[--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--------1--------3--]
[--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--------2--------4--]
[--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--------3--------5--]
[--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--------3--------5--]
[--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--------1--------3--]

Bridge:
  (D)                      (A)
[--2------------------I-----0--------------]
[--3------------------I-----2--------------]
[--2----strum---------I-----2----strum-----]
[--0------------------I-----2--------------]
[---------------------I-----0--------------]
[---------------------I--------------------]

Outro
  (E)               (F)    (E)               (F)   (E)               (F)   (E)
[--0--0--0--0--0-----1------0--0--0--0--0-----1-----0--0--0--0--0-----1-----0--------0--]
[--0--0--0--0--0-----1------0--0--0--0--0-----1-----0--0--0--0--0-----1-----0--------0--]
[--1--1--1--1--1-----2------1--1--1--1--1-----2-----1--1--1--1--1-----2-----1--------0--]
[--2--2--2--2--2-----3------2--2--2--2--2-----3-----2--2--2--2--2-----3-----2-----------]
[--2--2--2--2--2-----3------2--2--2--2--2-----3-----2--2--2--2--2-----3-----2-----------]
[--0--0--0--0--0-----1------0--0--0--0--0-----1-----0--0--0--0--0-----1-----0-----------]

Riff 1   (2X)

Riff 1
All the girls back in high school
Riff 1
Who wouldn?t go out with me
Riff 1
You all said I was a wierdo
Riff 1
And that?s all I?d ever be
Riff 1
That?s okay I don?t mind now
Riff 1
That you threw me on the floor
Riff 1
Thats okay cause I?m fine now
Riff 1
I don?t need you anymore
Riff 1
I can see all this time now
Riff 1
Trying to get you was a waste
Riff 1
Then again I?m okay now
Riff 1
Cause you?ve been replaced

     Riff 2
By a chicken
                       Riff 2
I don?t need humans anymore
                      Riff 2
I?m having sex with a chicken
                             Riff 2
She lays her eggs and then I score

Riff 1  (4X)

                        Riff 2
You all thought I was a geek
                          Riff 2
I?m having the time of my life
                       Riff 2
I stick my dick in her beak
                      Riff 2
And finger her with a knife


Bridge:
           D
I?ve tried horses
           A
I?ve tried sheep
           D
I?ve tried cows
          A
I beat my meat
                D
When I?m with a chicken
          A
I feel at home
            D
She rubs my dick
                  A
Till it begins to foam
                            D
I wanted you to go out with me
        A
But you won?t
    D
Now chickens make me hard
        A
And you don?t

                        Riff 2
You might see be at the farm
                          Riff 2
You might see me in black leather
                       Riff 2
You might see me in my car
                    Riff 2
Whacking off on her feathers

Outro  (4X)

Mmm, Tastes like chicken

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