Saw this tabbed already and realised that it was awful, so here goes!!!
Intro1:F# G C D x2
Intro2:
e--7----8----10---8---7------3-/-5------------------------------------------|
B--8----10---12---10--8------5-/-7------------------------------------------|
G---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
e--7----8----10---8---7------3-/-5------------------------------------------|
B--8----10---12---10--8------5-/-7------------------------------------------|
G----------------------------5-/-7------------------------------------------|
D----------------------------5-/-7------------------------------------------|
A----------------------------3-/-7------------------------------------------|
E----------------------------3-/-5------------------------------------------|
Verse1:
F# G Bm C D
I was a troubled teen
F# G Bm C D
who put an advert in a magazine
F# G Bm C D
to the annoyance of my imaginary lover
F# G Bm
she doubted my integrity
C D
and this is what she said to me:
G Bm C D
"Oh, you, you're green
G Bm
you don't know what love means
C D
well let me tell you
G Bm
it tickles you pink
C D
Oh yeah but it likes to hear you scream
G Bm C D
Fire and damnation, lamentations for the likes of you"
G G/F# Em
Chorus
A
and when she goes
Em A
just let her go
Em A
if she said shes going
Em A
just make sure she goes
D
Make sure she go-oh-oh-oes
Intro2
Verse2
Chorus
Intro2