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Hello x10
Verse 1:
Hello operator (please connect me)
To the human race (I'm disconnected)
I don't wanna hang up (won't you help me)
Mrs. O
Verse 2:
I had a really bad day (can't you listen)
Everybody's on drugs (but mine won't kick in)
Everyone's mad (dumb or wicked)
Mrs. O, please help, don't go
Chorus 1:
Hello operator, please connect me
To the human race, I'm disconnected
I don't wanna hang up, can't you help me?
Mrs. O
Verse 3:
Well we're not united (in the USA)
Its a total joke (in the USA)
I guess my middle finger
Is my only hope
Verse 4:
I wanna live and let live (live the good life)
But I'm told no way (where's the good life?)
The only explanation
is, "You'll learn someday". Not me! No way!
Chorus 2:
Hello operator, please connect me
To the human race, I'm disconnected
I don't wanna hang up, can't you help me?
Mrs. O
Bridge:
When you got a bad connection, FIGHT BACK!
When there's no connection, TURN YOUR BACK!
We've got no connection! Turn your, turn your, turn your back!
When there's no connection
Rest:
Hello?
(Operator)Hello?
Um, yeah I'm trying to
(Operator)Please speak up sir, I can not hear you
Um, yeah I'm trying to get in touch with a human being
(Operator) Please hold I have to get my supervisor
What do you mean?
What?! NO!!
Chorus 3:
Hello operator, please connect me
To the human race, I'm disconnected
I don't wanna hang up, Can't you help me?
Mrs. O
Repeat Chorus:
We are so disconnected
I want some human touch
If I don't get connected
I'm gonna cry!